The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Anticlamactic

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Anticlamactic

As a great New Yorker once said, and said again, and said again, until she officially retired it in 2015: Holla! I’m Molly Fitzpatrick, visiting adjunct teaching assistant here at the Real Housewives Institute. I’ve floated across the Hudson River on a raft fashioned from the very table Teresa Giudice flipped at Danielle “Prostitution Whore” Staub (normally you’ll find it on public exhibition between the ladies’ room and the Sbarro at the Joyce Kilmer Service Area) to fill in for Brian Moylan, whose cabaret show is currently playing the Borgata.